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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

3 hours of Jack

5:20 - Mom picks me up at school
5:30 - Arrive home to Lauren standing in our driveway
5:31 - Ryan runs over to play - yeah!
5:35 - Popsicles on the front porch
5:43 - Baseball on the lawn
5:52 - Look at huge bumble bee on flowers
5:50 - Run over to Howie's and squirt the hose
6:00 - Time to go in for dinner
6:01 - Sit and table and wonder where my Mac & Cheese is
6:02 - Mom starts cooking my dinner finally
6:03 - Decide to eat some raisins
6:10 - Mac & Cheese for dinner
6:11 - Decide mac & cheese is not what I want
6:12 - Well, maybe I'll eat some mac & cheese
6:13 - Nope
6:14 - Well, maybe I'll eat some mac & cheese
6:30 - Color with crayons
6:45 - Walk around family room with blanket over my head
7:00 - Upstairs for a bath
7:01 - Decide to harass cat
7:05 - Get in bath
7:06 - Grab you know what
7:08 - Wash with Aveeno
7:15 - Out, out, out!
7:16 - Pee on Mom's carpet
7:17 - Refuse to put on diaper
7:18 - Lounge on pillows and demand bottle
7:20 - Dance to the Jumparounds
7:30 - Watch Go Diego Go - while lying on Mom's bed in just my diaper
7:31 - Let Mom put my jammies on me
7:40 - Go play "boo boo" on steps in my room
7:45 - Look out window and yell at neighbors
7:52 - Get into crib to read "Moo Cow" and "Spot & Daddy"
8:00 - Roll over and say, "Night Night Mama"
8:02 - Finally, Mom leaves
8:05 - Get up and yell
8:08 - Yell some more
8:10 - Yell
8:20 - Sick of yelling, see you in the morning.


1 comment:

  1. I would love to lay on top of you jack rip that diaper off of you and cover your mouth and jam my erected cock up into your sexy fat bum and rape you’re bum until I cum inside of you. Then I will flip you over and take your really fat chubby peepee put it in my mouth and suck you off until I give you an orgasm and i swallowed your really sweet peepee juice then i suck your fat testicals then I keep your dirty diaper and kiss your peepee head

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