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Friday, November 6, 2009

Flu Shots!

So up until today Jack hadn't had any of his flu shots - seasonal or H1N1. This morning Jack had his 30 month check-up (29.5 lbs and 35" tall = 70% percentile) - but first I had to get him into a gown - it was quite cute!


When the doctor came in she asked him lots of questions like:
  • "What were you for Halloween?" Fortunately he didn't say a stop sign
  • "Do you brush your teeth?" Yes, and he even mimicked the brushing action
  • "Do you eat your fruits and vegetables?" Umm, his answer was bacon
  • "Do you sit in a special seat in the car?" Yes, and he told her how he watches 'Wiki Tiki' (the Scooby Doo movie he watches over and over)
I felt like she was checking with him if Stephen and I were good parents. I think we passed. I hope. Well, at least DSS hasn't shown up at the door yet. When she left Jack gave her a high five, knuckles, thumbs up and a vibrant "bye bye!" She called him a ham.

Then it was the fun part - the shots. I was just happy they had the H1N1 available. They did that one first since it was the flumist - he took the squirt up the nose just great. Then the needle showed up. I distracted him while she prepped his arm and then he burst into tears once she pierced his skin. So sad. I hate doing that to him - though I think it's way better than getting the flu!

Tomorrow - we fly to New Jersey for the twins' birthday party. Wish us luck!

2 comments:

  1. Jack has the fattest bum I have ever seen on a little toddler boy and he looks really sexy in that hospital gown with just his diaper on. I bet when Jack was at the doctors office and he had just his diaper on and his hospital gown on and a strange man just walked into Jack’s exam room and saw him dressed like that he would just close Jack’s exam room door and he would also lock the door and he would walk over to Jack and then say you are such a really sexy looking toddler boy and then he would gently lay Jack down on the exam table and just pull Jack’s gown up and then the stranger would pull Jacks diaper up and say oh my you have one fat peepee for a baby boy and he just stuck his hand down Jacks diaper and played with Jacks fat boy peepee and Jack said please stop touching my peepee i am getting really uncomfortable that is when the stranger pulled Jacks diaper down and he started licking and sucking Jack off until he made Jack shake in pleasure because he gave Jack his first ever boy orgasm then the stranger swallowed Jack’s peepee juice and he said that was so sweet little one and then he flipped Jack over and he said yes I love that fat boy bum you have that’s when he covered Jack’s mouth and he forced his erected penis into Jack’s fat tight boy bum and fucked the shit out of Jack until he sprayed his cum into Jack then he spanked Jack and left with Jack’s diaper

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    1. But before the stranger left Jack’s exam room he saw Jack standing up on the floor pulling up his Bob the Builder undies on while Jack still had his hospital gown on, so the stranger walked over to Jack lifting him off the floor and laying him back down on the exam table pulling up Jack’s hospital gown and he said I can’t stand how sexy you look Jack. Jack asked him what are you doing? I thought you were letting me go? The stranger said I was until I saw your peepee jiggle so now I’m just going to look at you again. The stranger then rolled Jack over onto his stomach and he just pulled the back of Jack’s undies down and he laid on top of Jack with his hand over his mouth while he was fucking Jack and Jack was screaming into the Strangers hand and then he pulled out of Jack with a pop and then he pulled the back of Jack’s undies back up and he rolled Jack onto his back and he pulled Jack’s gown up and he pulled the front of Jack’s undies down so that he can gently squeeze Jack’s prepubescent child peepee and Jack was becoming erect in the strangers hands and the stranger said that’s nice little boy becoming erect in my hands then he leaned over Jack and started running his pointer finger all over Jack’s really slippery, gooey pointy peepee head making Jack moan then he licked Jack’s really gooey pointy peepee head off and he said that was super sweet little boy and he just started stroking and sucking on Jack’s smooth hairless boy balls making Jack squirt his peepee juice all over his smooth toddler stomach and then the stranger starts licking Jack’s sweet peepee juice from his toddler tummy and he fingers Jack up in his bum and he pulls his fingers out of Jack’s bum with a big pop and he has poop all over his fingers and the stranger licks his fingers clean and he licks Jack’s bum clean

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